Wanna play a game?

[WidowMaker]

Just copy, paste and fill-in yours. If you dare.

1. Are you named after someone? Nope.
2. When is the last time you cried? When my favorite uncle died.
3. Do you like your handwriting? When I can read it.
4. What is your favorite lunch meat? Vienna sausages (same thing right?)
5. Do you have kids? Yes. The ones I know about.
6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Friends? Why not! Even sarcasm needs a friend
7. Do you use sarcasm? I'm fluent in it
8. Do you still have your tonsils? Yes. Dam things are still hanging around. Just like other things
9. Would you bungee jump? Is there a parachute involved?
10. What is your favorite kind of cereal? Lucky Charms
11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Yup
12. Do you think you're strong? Yes! I can smell myself everyday
13. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Most all of them
14. What is the first thing you notice about people? If they're gonna say or do something annoying
15. Red or pink? Vagina?
16. What is the least favorite physical thing about yourself? Knees ache
17. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? Blue. Brown
18. What was the last thing you ate? Zaxby's chicken
19. What are you listening to right now? My farts ripping out crazy train
20. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? That color between blue and purple
21. Favorite smell? Victory.
22. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? A woman
23. Favorite sport to watch? Football
24. Hair color? Brown
25. Eye color? Blue on white with the squiggly red lines that turn RED after heavy squat or deads
26. Do you wear contacts? No
27. Favorite food to eat? STEAK
28. Scary movies or comedy? Depends on if I'm pissed or looking at stupid people. Maybe they're really the same, lol.
29. Last movie you watched? Don't breathe
30. What color shirt are you wearing? None
31. Summer or Winter? Fall
32. Hugs or kisses? Sex! But hugs and kisses work too
33. What book are you currently reading? Holding out for the DVD
34. Who do you miss right now? Nobody
35. What is on your mouse pad? Meh.....the mouse? Oh and some 1800 Silver
36. What is the last TV program you watched? Last Man Standing
37. What is the best sound? When she says: supper is ready or OH GOD!!! Yeahhhhhh, that's it! Right there (lol)
38. Rolling Stones or The Beatles? Ozzy
39. What is the furthest you have ever traveled? That tiny little spot down there between North and South America
40. Do you have a special talent? I can go from 0 to sarcastic at the speed of sound (cos sound is faster than light)

 

[01dragonslayer]

1. Are you named after someone? Negative
2. When is the last time you cried? Last week in church I got teary eyed...if ya wanna call that crying.
3. Do you like your handwriting? I print everything and yes.
4. What is your favorite lunch meat? Oven roasted turkey breast
5. Do you have kids? Unfortunately no.
6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Absolutely!
7. Do you use sarcasm? Absolutely!
8. Do you still have your tonsils? Yep....never got the "All you can eat ice cream card"...I feel deprived.
9. Would you bungee jump? I would have to think about it.
10. What is your favorite kind of cereal? Kids cereal?....King Vitamin....now...oatmeal.
11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Most of the time.
12. Do you think you're strong? For my size....sure?
13. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough...next....vanilla
14. What is the first thing you notice about people? Personal hygiene
15. Red or pink? Pink?
16. What is the least favorite physical thing about yourself? Currently....my frickin' foot is in a cast for 6-8wks.
17. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? Grey shorts...black Crocs.
18. What was the last thing you ate? Chicken, brocholli, pepper jack omelet.
19. What are you listening to right now? 'Chopped' on The Food Network.
20. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? My fav color...blue.
21. Favorite smell? Vanilla
22. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? A Salesperson for our new kitchen.
23. Favorite sport to watch? NFL Football
24. Hair color? Brown
25. Eye color? Chocolate Brownie Brown.
26. Do you wear contacts? No
27. Favorite food to eat? Chicken
28. Scary movies or comedy? Gotta go with comedies.
29. Last movie you watched? We took our niece and nephew to go see "Trolls"
30. What color shirt are you wearing? Blue and yellow.
31. Summer or Winter? Late summer
32. Hugs or kisses? Sex! Both...for my wife.
33. What book are you currently reading? I don't read books....lots of magazines though.
34. Who do you miss right now? My wife.
35. What is on your mouse pad? Don't have one.
36. What is the last TV program you watched? 'Chopped' on the Food Network.
37. What is the best sound? My wife's laugh.
38. Rolling Stones or The Beatles? Really don't care for either...pick one....The Stones.
39. What is the furthest you have ever traveled? Germany, Hawaii, Italy.
40. Do you have a special talent? Not that I can think of.

 

[01dragonslayer]

C'mon you dead beats lets play.