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Tealc
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I was curious if anyone knew why a douche is scented? I mean I smell pine trees or summer rain when I go down I'm thinking wtf is she trying to cover up. If I had my way they would be flavored. Think about it, if it smells like shrimp it should taste like it. I want old Bay flavored douch, that would make me happy who doesn't like shrimp. Every Friday night would be all you could eat shrimp special. Now I just have to find a way to make my cum taste like chocolate and we will both be happy.
MotorCityMuscleMachine
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Haha, too funny..!
You know what they say, "If it smells like a fish, treat it like a dish, If it smells like cologne, Fuck, leave it alone..!
~ MCMM
MotorCityMuscleMachine
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I'd definitely munch on them muffin's, call it cheating or not..! That ur Gal....? Definitely sexy, & something to wake up to & enjoy some bacon with..! Shit, I might even
let her get in on some of my Cocoa Puffs..!
~ MCMM
Tealc
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Sounds like a good Sunday morning. I enjoy nookie and bacon but I must admit that bacon smells better. Bacon smells good while your cooking it, smells good while your eating it and smells good on your fingers hours latter.
Both can leave you with a greasy face but I've never had a woman tell me I was good at eating bacon and want to lick the grease off my face.
Both can leave you with a greasy face but I've never had a woman tell me I was good at eating bacon and want to lick the grease off my face.
