one of many great juice stories

dalton42

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About 15 years ago, we drove to tijuana Mexico. We rented a big van that was empty. Drove it across boarder and met our connect there. He would then jump in our van and drive 40 miles deep in the city. The pharmacy he took us to did not have a sign. It was just a building with a brick wall around it with broken glass glued to the top of bricks for security. Anyway we would pull in this little garage they had and walk inside. We would go to back of pharmacy and they would shut the door, usually 5 or 6 guys all speaking Spanish .We could not understand anything they said except the one they called doc. He spoke decent English. He would open his safe and get what we had on list. Dbol , deca,prop, cyp, En, eq, you name it.We would then start taking bottles , pills and wrap with duct tape. After 2 hours or so finally done. Then we would go to van ,take stereo out and part of dash apart. Shove all the packages in then put all back together. say our goodbyes til next time. Our guide would drive us back to bridge and get out before we got to boarder. Now came the nerve racking part. We always stopped and got a bottle of tequila with worm in bottom. The van, the tequilla was a huge part of our plan. The boarder patrol woyld come to van and ask what we were doing there, just normal question they ask everyone. We said we were carpet layers for books a million states wide and we were working on u.s. side of border town.they would walk to back van and open doors but since van was completely empty , it just made our carpet laying story more bbelievable.We told them we drove across to get the tequila with worm in it and headed back to our hotel. They would wave us thru. Success, we just made it across border with 15,000$ dollars of gear. Then the long drive home and we are talking about 20 hour ride.scared to death the whole way. Man we had some fun times.
 
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About 15 years ago, we drove to tijuana Mexico. We rented a big van that was empty. Drove it across boarder and met our connect there. He would then jump in our van and drive 40 miles deep in the city. The pharmacy he took us to did not have a sign. It was just a building with a brick wall around it with broken glass glued to the top of bricks for security. Anyway we would pull in this little garage they had and walk inside. We would go to back of pharmacy and they would shut the door, usually 5 or 6 guys all speaking Spanish .We could not understand anything they said except the one they called doc. He spoke decent English. He would open his safe and get what we had on list. Dbol , deca,prop, cyp, En, eq, you name it.We would then start taking bottles , pills and wrap with duct tape. After 2 hours or so finally done. Then we would go to van ,take stereo out and part of dash apart. Shove all the packages in then put all back together. say our goodbyes til next time. Our guide would drive us back to bridge and get out before we got to boarder. Now came the nerve racking part. We always stopped and got a bottle of tequila with worm in bottom. The van, the tequilla was a huge part of our plan. The boarder patrol woyld come to van and ask what we were doing there, just normal question they ask everyone. We said we were carpet layers for books a million states wide and we were working on u.s. side of border town.they would walk to back van and open doors but since van was completely empty , it just made our carpet laying story more bbelievable.We told them we drove across to get the tequila with worm in it and headed back to our hotel. They would wave us thru. Success, we just made it across border with 15,000$ dollars of gear. Then the long drive home and we are talking about 20 hour ride.scared to death the whole way. Man we had some fun times.

That's a cool story, I bet it was scary as a mofo at the border on the way back. I'd choke and the border patrol would be like pull over you shaky bastard. That seriously takes some elephant nuts to go pull that off.
 
Great story! I have similar experiences. That was the only way I could get gear back in 2000. I was 21 living in San Diego and I had a truck. Put a surfboard and a wetsuit in the back and drove down to Tijuana. I always went to this vet store by a smart and final. It was for dog fighting and cock fighting. They had everything. Man I was scared to death hiding shit in the AC vents and quarter panels lol. Usually went alone (not smart) and with a surfboard, never had any issues.

I remember buying anavar at 2.5mg a pill. Lol fuck I was taking 20 a day
 
We probably did 30 runs.We didn't always go to Tijuana sometimes we went to Laredo n brownstone. I was so accustomed to doing it, that I took pictures on one of the trip. If someone tell me how to lad a picture. Every time I try to upload it says lost connection.
 
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We probably did 30 runs.We didn't always go to Tijuana sometimes we went to Laredo n brownstone. I was so accustomed to doing it, that I took pictures on one of the trip. If someone tell me how to lad a picture. Every time I try to upload it says lost connection.

That would be awesome to see some pics.
 
You said wanted to see.it was some fun times .One of the places would hand that folder to you with all labels on it and you would pick out what wanted. In the one pic you can see glass at top wall like I was telling in story.
 
Man that's awesome, the book with the labels is a little blurry but I believe one was reforvet-b that was the best dbol I ever used hands down. Could drink or shoot it. It tasted so bad but worked so good. I remember when I was on it I could barely sleep it got my metabolism jacked.
 
Thats so fucking awesome i always wondered how people got gear before the internet lol and i am assuming this was before. Yea i would have to take like 3 xanx bars before i ever hit the border on the way back lol, thats crazy man
 
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