Embarrasing gym stories

[49ER]

This can be outside of gym lets hear any embarrassing story lol....

This happened a few years ago i was a member at inshape. It was close to closing time the gym was lonely, i was upstairs in a closed section with mirrors mainly for stretching and ab work.

I remember that day i had the worst gas imaginable. You knkw the kind that come out hott and smell like death? Well ya i decided to let loose since i was alone. As soon as it came out and i got a wiff of it 3 fine ass chicks come walking upstairs to stretch!

I looked over at them in horror. I basically put my head down and practically ran towards and around them and ran down the stairs. I could only imagine the faces and the shit they talked as they walked right into my disgusting gas chamber lol.

That was pretty embarrasimg i left the gym right away. I bet they were calling me a ficken pig it was pretty bad lol

 

[suraonyx23]

Ok well this is about me but this mentally retarded kid was lifting years ago. He was there just for like an after school daycare or something. He was probably 18 or so but he was just jumping from machine to machine. I mean he was giving it his all.

So much to the point you could see him straining and grunting and then he just stopped. Got up and went to the locker room. So we were a lil concerned and one of the guy's goes to check.

Well he goes to the bathroom and here's Gene standing there with his pants to ankles scooping shit out of his drawers with his hand!

Yep nasty as fuck and stunk!

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[49ER]

Ok well this is about me but this mentally retarded kid was lifting years ago. He was there just for like an after school daycare or something. He was probably 18 or so but he was just jumping from machine to machine. I mean he was giving it his all.

So much to the point you could see him straining and grunting and then he just stopped. Got up and went to the locker room. So we were a lil concerned and one of the guy's goes to check.

Well he goes to the bathroom and here's Gene standing there with his pants to ankles scooping shit out of his drawers with his hand!

Yep nasty as fuck and stunk!

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Dam thats disgusting! Its ok bro you can admit it was you lol

 

[suraonyx23]

Dam thats disgusting! Its ok bro you can admit it was you lol

Haha lmao bro

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[LordKronos2]

Those are two classic stories, lol! Well, way back in like 95, I was on the leg press machine grinding out reps. There was a hot ass chick beside of me doing cable crossovers. All of a sudden, on my last rep, I cracked the hugest fart I've ever cracked in my life, lol! She was in mid rep and busted out laughing and had to stop, lol! It was fucking hilarious, but probably the most embarrassed I've ever been in my life, lol! Talking about having that "strawberry face," lol! I just kept working out like I didn't notice, lol! I remember that like it was yesterday, lol!

 

[49ER]

Those are two classic stories, lol! Well, way back in like 95, I was on the leg press machine grinding out reps. There was a hot ass chick beside of me doing cable crossovers. All of a sudden, on my last rep, I cracked the hugest fart I've ever cracked in my life, lol! She was in mid rep and busted out laughing and had to stop, lol! It was fucking hilarious, but probably the most embarrassed I've ever been in my life, lol! Talking about having that "strawberry face," lol! I just kept working out like I didn't notice, lol! I remember that like it was yesterday, lol!

That would be embarrassing luckily it has not happened to me yet

 

[Tuffy87]

This can be outside of gym lets hear any embarrassing story lol....

This happened a few years ago i was a member at inshape. It was close to closing time the gym was lonely, i was upstairs in a closed section with mirrors mainly for stretching and ab work.

I remember that day i had the worst gas imaginable. You knkw the kind that come out hott and smell like death? Well ya i decided to let loose since i was alone. As soon as it came out and i got a wiff of it 3 fine ass chicks come walking upstairs to stretch!

I looked over at them in horror. I basically put my head down and practically ran towards and around them and ran down the stairs. I could only imagine the faces and the shit they talked as they walked right into my disgusting gas chamber lol.

That was pretty embarrasimg i left the gym right away. I bet they were calling me a ficken pig it was pretty bad lol

LOL Test Gas is the worst

 

[Gman13]

This can be outside of gym lets hear any embarrassing story lol....

This happened a few years ago i was a member at inshape. It was close to closing time the gym was lonely, i was upstairs in a closed section with mirrors mainly for stretching and ab work.

I remember that day i had the worst gas imaginable. You knkw the kind that come out hott and smell like death? Well ya i decided to let loose since i was alone. As soon as it came out and i got a wiff of it 3 fine ass chicks come walking upstairs to stretch!

I looked over at them in horror. I basically put my head down and practically ran towards and around them and ran down the stairs. I could only imagine the faces and the shit they talked as they walked right into my disgusting gas chamber lol.

That was pretty embarrasimg i left the gym right away. I bet they were calling me a ficken pig it was pretty bad lol

Been there done that walk of shame 49er lol.. Nowadays I workout with my nephews and I just blame it on them if theres a hot chick or sumone around lmao

 

[readyset]

Shit myself on the leg press... No xplode plus heavy presses equal early evacuation


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[49ER]

Shit myself on the leg press... No xplode plus heavy presses equal early evacuation


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Lmao did you not feel like you needed to shit before hand? Ive done that at work a couple times usually held it too long and couodnt find a bathroom lol

 

[49ER]

One time i was using the dip station for leg raises. These 2 amazing young chicks in yoga pants come and do ab work right in front of me. As they raised there legs holding a weighted ball between there ankles you can see there little camel toes, it was too much to handle in a blink of and eye im standing there with my arms up on the pads resting and i swear i got a instant 60% boner at least!

I was wearing loose thin nike shorts and a tank si it was obvious. I look over 2 my right and this older lady is looking at me in disgust "like you dirty perv" i didnt know wtf to do. Basically i just sat on the ground really embarrassed for a couple min until it went down and i could leave. Usually i csn control that shit but they were so close and what i saw was pretty amazing

 

[MindlessWork]

One time i was using the dip station for leg raises. These 2 amazing young chicks in yoga pants come and do ab work right in front of me. As they raised there legs holding a weighted ball between there ankles you can see there little camel toes, it was too much to handle in a blink of and eye im standing there with my arms up on the pads resting and i swear i got a instant 60% boner at least!

I was wearing loose thin nike shorts and a tank si it was obvious. I look over 2 my right and this older lady is looking at me in disgust "like you dirty perv" i didnt know wtf to do. Basically i just sat on the ground really embarrassed for a couple min until it went down and i could leave. Usually i csn control that shit but they were so close and what i saw was pretty amazing

LOL you dirty old dog

I see this a lot at my gym too so you aren't alone..hot young gals really bring out the horndogs lmao!

 

[readyset]

Lmao did you not feel like you needed to shit before hand? Ive done that at work a couple times usually held it too long and couodnt find a bathroom lol

I pushed hard and farted... But it wasn't a fart. I've farted 1000 times leg pressing this time it was wet lol


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[IronHorse]

Keep an eye on your water bottle at my gym or you might have an embarrassing moment at the gym. We will sometimes crush a viagra and slip it into a buddies water container. Yea shit gets real quick lmfao.

 

[Huge1]

Keep an eye on your water bottle at my gym or you might have an embarrassing moment at the gym. We will sometimes crush a viagra and slip it into a buddies water container. Yea shit gets real quick lmfao.

Fell over on that one!!!!

 

[Huge1]

Keep an eye on your water bottle at my gym or you might have an embarrassing moment at the gym. We will sometimes crush a viagra and slip it into a buddies water container. Yea shit gets real quick lmfao.

Fell over on that one!!!! Hilarious!!!

 

[BigTiger]

Only thing I can think of was the day back in my 20's - still plenty of testosterone - where I just went commando in my sweatpants at the gym. All good and fine until I got on the stationary bike for some cardio at the end. I guess the constant rhythm and slight friction against my manliness got it revved up. I "rested" at the end for about five minutes waiting for it to go down so I didn't tent when I stood up from the bike to go to the locker room.

 

[IronHorse]

Fell over on that one!!!! Hilarious!!!

Yea cause I'm finishing my workout raging boner or not!

 

[Huge1]

Yea cause I'm finishing my workout raging boner or not!

Because I have those same kinda bro's... Lol.

 

[MindlessWork]

Keep an eye on your water bottle at my gym or you might have an embarrassing moment at the gym. We will sometimes crush a viagra and slip it into a buddies water container. Yea shit gets real quick lmfao.

That's one crazy ass trick..bet your buddy's walking around with a damn boner with no fucks given hahahaha